Being the Second Entry [video]

[symmetrygasm]

[The video opens with an obviously female Kid in a department store. Milling around the ladies lingerie. Rejecting bra after bra when they fail his meticulous test- he's brought measuring tape with him, you know. TO BE CERTAIN THE BRA IS SYMMETRICAL, DUH. At last, he finds a promising one, holds it up. It is black. With a black bow. And black lace

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1/??

[sparkling_by]

Oh, that cute little lace, and those pretty bows, and the cu -----

[sparkling_by]

[sparkling_by]

UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM UM

[sparkling_by]

Daddy would 'um' more, but his heart just stopped.

1/UHM

[putsaringonit]

[WAHOO]

[putsaringonit]

[that's some bra there-]

3/3

[putsaringonit]

Perfectionism can be very endearing on a lady.

1/2 OH BABY HOW YOU DOIN

[symmetrygasm]

[yes, he knows.]

[deathofdelilah]

...you spent three hours looking for undergarments.

[symmetrygasm]

The search for perfection is time-consuming.

[deathofdelilah]

I see.

Dare I ask why you need such perfection in your underclothes?

[symmetrygasm]

I require it of everything I wear.

OOC

[bufferprincess]

I just have to say this is SO funny XD

OOC

[symmetrygasm]

I AM GLAD TO HEAR IT. That was the intent. XD ♥

OOC

[bufferprincess]

I'd have Di Di laugh at him but she's just a kid right now X3

OOC

[symmetrygasm]

--Is that Suri Cruise.

[barnabasdog]

Hate to break it to you, kiddo, but I spot a loose thread.

[symmetrygasm]

[sob. WHYYYYYY.]

What.

Where??????

[barnabasdog]

Where the price tag is and it's no big deal. I mean, nothing scissors can't fix.

[symmetrygasm]

[NO, THIS IS A TRAGEDY. Because now he sees it. And he can't unsee it. FLINGING IT AWAY AS IF IT BURNED HIM.]

Back to square one...

I'm so disappointed.