[The video opens with an obviously female Kid in a department store. Milling around the ladies lingerie. Rejecting bra after bra when they fail his meticulous test- he's brought measuring tape with him, you know. TO BE CERTAIN THE BRA IS SYMMETRICAL, DUH. At last, he finds a promising one, holds it up. It is black. With a black bow. And black lace ( Read more... )

[VERY LOUD] SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[SUP, DOROTHY, WE AREN’T IN KANSAS ANYMORE. Pause. Pause. Pauuuuuuuse. Deep, even breaths.]

Did…am I back in the book? A different chapter, perhaps, but-

[Do you hear that? The garish carnival music? Because Kid does. No deep, even breaths this time, but rather a sharp intake of breath as he beholds ( Read more... )