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Dear Mandy Brocklehurst,

Hello! This is Susan Bones from Hufflepuff. We've been paired together for our NEWT project and I thought maybe you'd like to get together for a discussion about what we're going to do? Um, because one of us is going to have to sign up on Professor Snape's door for an inquisition interrogation interview about what we ( Read more... )

Han and Justin,

Um.

When a boy says that he wants to go further with you, that doesn't mean that he wants to kiss you by the Forbidden Forest instead of a storage closet, does it.

Does it?

Susan

Storage Closet #59234-654A it is, then. Race you there. Last one there gets to, um. Do that thing to the other person. With the tongue.

Also... also...

GO!!

Well, I was about to powder my nose and wash my hair. And lay out my wardrobe for tomorrow. And start the readings for the next week of classes. And then I was going to spend 293872394 hours in the girl's bathroom doing unmentionably girly things.

Shall I meet you in Storage Closet #59234-654?

Also, has Neville been working out? Inquiring ( Read more... )

Talk, as in talk with mouths? Or talk with, um... mouths, in that way?

Han,

Yes, I think I'll practice my silencing charms before we attempt another game ( Read more... )

Dean,

I've finished for the night, yes. Why, what's wrong?

Susan

HAN ( Read more... )

JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must tell me everything about your summer! You can tell me all about the lovely boys and their ball-handling skills, and I will let you know exactly what sorts of bribes I am amenable to in order to tell you all about the seventh year Gryffindor boys.

With smooches,

Susan