You would think that being the drummer for EVERY IN THE WORLD BAND EVER! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Freese_discography would be enough to keep Josh Freese busy all year around, but apparently he has gotten so bored that he is literally able to auction off his ( Read more... )

Last year I wrote a list of my top ten favourite albums in 2008 so I thought that I would do that this year as well. However I somehow failed to acquire ten albums this year as I spent a lot of my time listening to older stuff this year. So I guess it is just a top 5 this year, it's not a lot but it's 10 times better than The Rolling Stonestop 50 ( Read more... )

In 2008, ( Read more... )

Apparently a nintendo DS is a suitable gift to give to a hyperactive child these days. I swear my dad and his girlfriend can barely be fucked to raise the little freak at all. This is worse than the time my dad asked me how to set up the eye toy in the back seat of his SUV. Worst fucking thing is that apparently my brother bought it (on my dad's ' ( Read more... )

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

Well I am not sure if I told any of you but I have been working as a temp for Capita for the last week. I worked for a helpline talking to confused and stupid shareholders about a foreign bank takeover and occasionally getting abuse hurled at me by people who thought they knew what my job was better than I did. It was a boring job and I didn't like ( Read more... )

For ages I have wondered how come, if I am so nice, that girls always pass me over for jerks. Turns out I AM THE JERK and have just been givin myself way to much credit. Also the 'jerks' don't walk around with holes in their clothes. Go figure.

I just got an e-mail from holiday extras, a company I applied to for a career as a copy writer, and they want to interview me on Monday. Despite this being plenty of time I am freaking out as it turns out my only suit is nearly shredded to bits and I am going to have to get rid of my mohawk. Goddammit ( Read more... )

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I think I am taller than the members of Municipal Waste. I am not sure what I think of these revelations, but I just imagined them as being taller ( Read more... )