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Or: Screw You, Doc

Homoepathy found to be ineffective... just like every educated person has known for decades. Meanwhile, popularity surges, because people prefer feel-good "alternative" treatments to stuff that actually, y'know... works.

Meanwhile, a doctor gets in trouble for hurting an obese patient's feelings. Oh no! She's in critical ( Read more... )

Namely, me posting in my journal. GASP!

At any rate, yeah, this just in, it seems Glitch got the job. Citizens respond favorably to shocking revelation; 314% increase observed in outerwear orders from Hell. Stay tuned for full report, news at eleven.

For anyone reading this who's played the game...

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Notice to the general public:

If you drive a junky car that's older than me, a pickup truck, an SUV, or a car with less horsepower than a golf cart, then please note that spoilers and/or go-faster stripes are NOT appropriate decorative elements for your vehicle. Thank you and good day.

I tell you, grilling over real charcoal (no wussy nancy boy propane for ME) improves EVERYTHING. Chicken marinatated in a spicy Glitch trademark Randomly Concocted Spice Mixture, chargrilled to obtain a nice carbonized exterior, stuffed inside a tortilla with shredded colby-jack and a homemade salsa-ish mixture (cilantro and jalapenos = win), and ( Read more... )

( It had to be done. )

-- When reading a printed book resting your lap, whilst sitting in your computer chair, upon reaching the end of a page you absentmindedly reach out and tap the "Page Down" key with the apparent expectation that it will turn the page for you.

Yes, I just did this. STOP LAUGHING AT ME! ;_;

And a very happy Humor At The Expense of the Gullible Day to all of you.

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