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[syphilis]

I just came back from a Wu-tang clan concert but failed to get any action in the bathroom! I was quite dissapointed that GZA was about to get some ass from a hottie I was looking to tap into! A concert I went to last week also did not result in any mating! Even the Eagle is turning into a letdown!

Whats wrong with this town?

Comments

[misheiru]

you live in chicago
nothing fun happens there
ever!

[mstraumajunkie]

i disagree! i'm always having fun!

[misheiru]

its all 21 and over!!!

[mstraumajunkie]

i see your point! when you get to be my age, you forget about stuff like that!

you should move...

[the_mothers]

INTO MY VAGINA.

please mr anon comment me 2 months later k thx bye <3

Re: you should move...

[syphilis]

I would *love* to move into your vagina! When can I establish citizenship?

I gave up and banned anonymous comments! It was connected to Nick Zedd although I doubt he was the source!

Re: you should move...

[an_abomination]

away from this jokers journal.

I told sean that hes ripping off a lot of the patient.org
with his the_masturbat journal

the dude is whack

Re: you should move...

[syphilis]

I initially thought you were the weird anonymous poster! However, I now think you're just weird! I don't think I even have any interest in penetrating you!

[conditor_maloru]

Your problem, kid, is the cure.

They can cure syphilis these days.

Now the kids are all worried about AIDS and Herpes and whatnot, all the god-damn upstarts that stole your spotlight.

Nobody respects the Aztecs. Not even the bacteria they gave to the Spaniards.

[syphilis]

I know! I used to give people a few sores followed by some nice rashes followed by dementia and then death! Today these kids go to the doctor's at the slightest sore on their genitals! Kids these days!

[pennyspotless]

A hottie in the pottie?

NAH

[r0bby]

Just a poopie in your drawers

[sbeth76]

I missed you! Glad to be back in the saddle of your attention. Now that I'm a little bit settled into my new life and there isn't anyone for me to have real emotions for, I can get back to my strict regimin of empty fucking. I know we'll all feel so much better when things are back to normal.

[syphilis]

Back in my saddle?!? I wasn't aware you had rode me!

[sbeth76]

just in my dreams.

[mrdotblack]

Chicago can be fun, you just need to know where to go (or not go) and have a fake ID if you're under...

btw syph I added you as a friend, you're fucking awesome.

[syphilis]

My drought is over, thankfully! I don't know what was going wrong but I successfully mated on Monday!

I love Chicago!

[sbeth76]

Praise Jesus. Did she let you put it in her bum?