When you get what you want but not what you need ( Read more... )

Parents came home last night. I was prepared. I cleaned the entire house, and made an apple pie, and bought some tulips that I put in a cut crystal vase. It was very pretty. They were completely surprised, and were also pleasantly surprised that I didn't destroy Sparky's soul. They were very grateful ( Read more... )

Same day, same song ( Read more... )

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one ( Read more... )

This is Pang's logic. And it usually works ( Read more... )

I am slowly dying because of my allergies. I have a hive right on my trachea (on the skin, not the actual organ), and I am slowly scratching my way into a tracheotomy. Or however that's spelled. I have not been able to take my Singulair (allergy med) for about a week because I don't have a prescription for it. My bad. Hopefully, I will be able ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, baby... exotic bad-asses are what I'm all about... *snicker* Gim, you do this. Just for hypothetical reasons... and so I can laugh greatly ( Read more... )

Just answered Tracy's book answer question. Forget it if you have no idea what I'm talking about. Okay, I'll explain it to you... I got asked what my favorite book was... ever. I hate being put on the spot, and my brain completely evacuates any kind of knowledge whatsoever. Hmm... favorite book ever, now that I'm not on the spot... I'd have to ( Read more... )

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Oh no wait, he is eating the Hannaford flier. Oh well, too bad he doesn't have such discerning tastes. Not that I want him to completely consume my psychiatrist's book, but maybe gnaw on it some, just to put it back in its place. Finished it, btw. It is now highlighted to a sufficiency, and I will bring it in to my therapist's appointment ( Read more... )