PS: all the dates are five days wrong. mr happypants has risen from the dead to wreak his revenge?

bolt chat saves me, sometimes. i don't think real friends are half as fun. apart from joe when he gets drunk and puts swimming goggles on his head and air-swims for the whole 25 minute walk home. that was memorable ( Read more... )

modest mouse! educate me, modest mouse. three days until armageddon. i keep having these instances where i want to commit suicide. which disappear after i, like, see syma fall down. or something. suicide/insanelaughter/suicide. it's really odd. perhaps that's schizophrenia setting in ( Read more... )

Q:what do you say when you see three holes in a row?

A:..... well well well.

forgive me, mr happypants. forgive me.

i'm moving out, folks. out. out. out. going into the big wide world. with rapists and drugdealers and homeless people who try to swindle you out of money. good thing i'm on friendly terms with two out of the three. my room is full of cardboard boxes and things which i keep picking up and putting down again for lack of anything better to do with it ( Read more... )

i emailed rosie 'o donnell yesterday and asked her whether she thought the sun got bigger the nearer one gets to the equator.

no reply ......yet :|

according to my test thingy about eight people should be booking my reading ticket.

yes. i was serious.

HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE MADE A PACT WITH THE DEVIL!!!!!

soldier: i have to shoot you. out of love.

civilian: i understand.

soldier: for my country.

civilian: cunting country.

soldier: well. now i will shoot you out of hate.

civilian: if it makes you feel better.

eyyy mr happypants ( Read more... )