It's almost hard to belive Livejournal still exists, being means nobody uses it anymore. I'm not gonna lie, typing the words "livejournal" was weird and now I feel awkward ( Read more... )

After a long, heroin-induced night of tickle fights and Super Smash Bros tournaments with the gang, Nelson and I find ourselves weary and nauseous.A post Halloween hangover, if you will.However, a quick fix of pixie sticks and tootsie rolls are a sufficient pick-me-up in situations such as this. I find it hard to breathe,as the sugary goods I ( Read more... )

Things are going really well for me, almost to the point where things are going TOO well for me. I'm just waiting for that special something or someone that will ruin the whole shabang and require me to start all over again. Hopefully, this person/event is too busy ruining someone else's life right now; enough to look over the fact that my life is ( Read more... )

Listen, I don't even like Julie Nelson. She's a bag of dousch. When she speaks, I get the urge to shove stale pixie sticks in my ears in order to block her voice from reaching my ear drum. I would rather spend the day with Adolf Hitler in the middle of the Gobi Desert...naked ( Read more... )

Take a good look at that subject, folks, because this update has nothing to do wioth either of those things. I just wrote that so you'd pay attention. HAHA...faggot ( Read more... )

ATTENTION CITIZENS:On this fine day, March 21st 2006, I, Jesus H. Christ, have been resurrected from the dead. Yes, it is true. I have come ( Read more... )

Holy honey pots, has it been a long time or what? Does anyone even read these things anymore, or has everyone moved on to bigger and better things? Yes,go ahead and mingle with myspace-it's hot, it's trendy, it's where all the cool kids are at...but don't forget your roots, kids. I think Jennifer Lopez put it best when she said "Don't be fooled by ( Read more... )

What the fuck, guys? Come on...you all need to stop bugging me about updating so much. Can't you fools see that I've become a very busy woman in the past few days? I mean, I'm giving up some of my precious time right now to write this dumb thing, when quite frankly, I'd much rather be exploring the outside world and training to be a botanist ( Read more... )

About how many times did you check this page to see if I updated? A few times a day at least, correct? Don't fret... I don't blame you. I am pretty awesome. It's only natural that you would want to check in on me and see if I led you any deeper into the cave of my life ( Read more... )

Are you ever doing something and you get up and leave for a second...then suddenly, when you come back to it, it doesn't seem so appealing anymore? Yeah well, I just did that with a bowl of cereal ( Read more... )