the zero to sixty shit is fucking obnoxious.

alright fuckers. 30 clients a week, let's do this.

Fuck.

I make so much money, I could buy you.

I'm in the LJ Anthology.

That's pretty rad.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

I am STILL not smoking. I am also, not keeping track really, of how long it's been. But it was around the beginning of December that Joe and I quit. We rock.

First of all to start off...It snowed about 12 inches in 10 hours last night/this morning. And now I'm sweaty, freezing cold and pissed. My sorry excuse for an apartment complex doesn't plow until fucking 12:00 noon. I got stuck in the PARKING LOT this morning at 9:17am so I couldn't take Joe to work, someone with 4 wheel drive had to come pick ( Read more... )

It's Raining in Grand Rapids today; melting a lot of the snow away, thank goodness. Although, the snow packed to the ground is ice now...so we'll see how that shapes up the next week. Driving has been interesting so far with a broken windshield wiper motor and two bald front tires. Thankfully I have a second job now, with about 35 hours a week ( Read more... )

Today, Barack is in GR. While taking Joe to work, our direct route to the restaurant was festooned with police cars and news people. So, obviously, we were re-routed around the arena, but waiting at the stop light and seeing all the white news vans and their portable satellites, I couldn't help but clap my hands and say, "He's here! He's here ( Read more... )