So, tomorrow I will pay someone to piece my left nipple ( Read more... )

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I am currently in the 11th hour of one of those days where everything seems to go wrong, and you can't let any of them go ( Read more... )

I'm hungover and if I could smell myself I imagine it wouldn't be pleasant.
I have no hot water, and no one is answering the phone at my landlords.
So not impressed.

So my body has decided that it's alright if I have a couple (or slightly more) drinks ( Read more... )

TREVOR - you need a cell phone godammit.
For really real. No cheap excuses.

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My homemade latte recipe just peaked. I don't think it'll ever get any better.
All without an espresso machine or foaming device.

I say YES! to happy latte endings, after a shitty day at work.

I can't get The Office season 3, episode 13 fully seeded, and it's driving me INSANE-O ( Read more... )