Sorry, sorry. Using Kanye West to open up a post wasn't exactly the BEST idea, but it was an idea nontheless. So fuck off. Anyway, 3 months later, and I finally decide to update. Alot of things happen in three months. Loss of friends, loss of a home, and upcoming near the four month mark is a loss of a job. To quote Tony the Tiger "THHHHEEEEEYYYYYY ( Read more... )

Twenty-four. The hours in a day. And the number of episodes of the show in a season. Let me tell you guys something, Jack Bauer is THE man. Fuck Chuck Norris. Fuck Vin Diesel. Fuck all those other guys. Jack is it. End of fucking story. There couldn't be anyone else more fitting to play the role of Jack other than Keifer Sutherland. Look him up in ( Read more... )

So, its time for an update I think. Lots of nothing going on except for work and more work. I haven't been able to sit under a tree with some hot chocolate because of work. And illness. Kidney infections suck. I've been depressed alot lately. Been thinking about my mom. Just an fyi, she passed away three years ago in a bad accident. I haven't ( Read more... )

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That is all. Its 2 in the morning and I'm not sleeping yet for work. FUCK YOU!

~Michael

p.s. I hope this offends people. Seriously. Go die.

Woe is the days of autumn where the leaves change colour and ring in the frosty winds of winter. Or something. Rue the harbinger of winter that brings discontent upon the land in the form of snow. Not really. Florida doesn't have snow. But we do have cold winters. Stupid lakes. I mean, honestly, who would name a city located near like 15 bajillion ( Read more... )

Its 10:23 a.m here at work. I've lost a week. Literally. It flew by so fast I don't know what the fuck happened. But whatever. Monday. Why do we have this unholy of unholy days in the week? We have the weekend for relaxation and fun. So, why do people have to call me all pissed off on Monday?! Oh, yeah, I work in a call center. Joy. Its a job and I ( Read more... )

OHEMMGEE! I GOTS FRIENDS ON THE INTERNETS! Not really, just some people I know here in Lakeland. God damn small ass town. It wants to be like Tampa, but without the cool. It wants to be like Orlando, without the tourist attractions. We do however have the highest meth production per capita here in grand ol Polk County! So, for all your meth fueled ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting here at work, taking calls, when one of my coworkers asks me if I set up a MySpace account. I tell her no because I can't connect to MySpace here at work 'cause its blocked and tell her I have a LJ instead. She starts asking me a few questions about it when she finally asks "Do you have it set up where anyone can comment?" I say no. ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting here at work, minding my own business when a friend comes on AIM. "hey d00d," he says. "S'up mang?" is the tentative reply. "U got LJ?" he asks. "WTF?! talk normally you ditz." I hate my friends at times. And this kind of banter goes on for about 15 minutes or so before I finally break down and agree to make one of these stupid ( Read more... )