Dan's in a better place now. I'm certain of it. Praise the Lord!

Today I'm remembering Dan Vize. I can't be up there for the memorial services, but I wish I was. It's a shock- one that I didn't know would affect me this much. But it's a loss- a loss of a human life. A loss of someone I remember as being a really great guy ( Read more... )

Today, one of our student workers- someone who is a mere 4 years younger than me- asked rather concernedly when I planned to bring a child into this world.

If you have to ask, YOU'RE TOO OLD!!!!!!!!

*cries bitterly*

There are 2 places that small children should never be allowed:
-church
-airplanes

That is all.

Apparently these books are on the often unread list. Since I don't know how to do HTML, I'm just going to put my comments on the side ( Read more... )

FUCK SCHOOL AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!!!

I'VE GRADUATED, BITCHES!!!!

Is it weird that, after reading various Livejournal entries from friends and looking at various friends' Facebook profiles that I've come to the following conclusion: I know a lot of people who need Jesus. ?

And remember, friends, if you are sitting there going OMG I cannot believe she just said that about me!, then I was not talking about you.

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Sephora.com gets brownie points for actually explaining the stupid designer names of their colors. For example, they actually point out that Maracaibo = violet haze.
Much better. Not perfect, but a step in the right direction.
Sephora, please write Maybelline with your revolutionary new idea.
Thank-you.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Leigh-Ann!

1. Leigh-Ann will always turn right when leaving a cave!
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Leigh-Ann!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Leigh-Ann would protect them from evil spirits.
4. Leigh-Ann is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
5. If you break ( Read more... )