Work makes me tired. Standing all day, working on things smaller than my penis. It is tough ( Read more... )

In my job, I see a lot of things happen to cell phones. Dropped from buildings, ran over by cars, smashed in fits of rage...but the most common issue is liquid damage. The thing about it is that no one ever admits they did it. They look shocked when you suggest that the phone got wet. The neat thing is that all new phones has a liquid damage ( Read more... )

1. First grade teacher's name: Ms. Loy ( Read more... )

I am watching this documentary on Kelly Slater on the Outdoor Life Network. I wish I would have grown up near the beach...I know that I would have surfed. Surfing seems so...I dunno. Just something that I know I would have loved to have done ( Read more... )

Well, actually, there aren't ides in this month, but I just felt like saying that ( Read more... )

Pain does hurt. I slammed harder than I probably ever have last night. I fell jumping a shady launch ramp to wedge landing. My front tire washed out and I just went down...hard. It knocked the wind out of me, bruised my chest and side, and skinned up my shoulder and elbow. I thought I ripped my shoulder out of socket, at first, but after ( Read more... )

Tabitha just told me that it is "just nice to have a body next to me when I sleep. It doesn't matter who it is." So I have chopped off her little toes. Spiteful little trollop ( Read more... )

It is beautiful outside. As much as I railed against cold weather before, I am ready for it now. Maybe because I have my own place and I'm not stuck in a basement. Maybe because I miss wearing hoodies. Or maybe it is because I am returning to a normal state. Who knows? I really like this Tabitha girl. She smells good, and is warm. It is ( Read more... )

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