SO MY COMPUTER GOES ALL TITS UP AND ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FROM IT IS THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU BOOHOOING ABOUT THE GOINGS ON ON TELEVISION AND WHAT HAVE YOU WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IS FUCKING WHAT IN THE TIME THAT I SPENT RUMINATING ON WHAT KIND OF SUMMER READING MY BOOKLEARNING ACQUANANANAINTANCES ARE ROPING ME INTO I FIND OUT THAT CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN ( Read more... )

Most depressing Gamefaqs poll to date.

Today I saw an African-American albino and a guy in a leopard skin track suit using a walking stick he clearly didn't need. In the same day! Within half a mile of each other! So maybe this world is not a total loss. Better luck next time, Gamefaqs.

So long story short I tripped over the planter by the shed on Saturday and the trajectory took me into the side of the ramp leading up to the shed doors. But it's okay! My ribs broke my fall. So now it's Wednesday and my right side is still sore as shit but now it only hurts to cough, stand up, sit down, pick something up, put something down, and ( Read more... )

So in reviewing my grade for Biology I decided to try out a joke with my professor that I just picked up from Amy lately. Turns out science teachers or maybe college professors in general don't take to the "C stands for C YOU AT GRADUATION" quite like I do.

Christ, I'm a such a colossal asshole.

She takes my breath away. She is my dream and my reality all come true. She makes every day better by being. She makes me happy to be who I am and happy to be who I am with. With her I am more, without her I would be less. My love for her is the kind of love that knows no limits or boundaries. I will hold this love forever. I will hold her forever.

1. Gob from Arrested Development doing the Chicken Dance ( Read more... )

One of my professors spent the better first half of his class introduction opining on his 9/11 conspiracy theories and then spent the next half of the class taking attendance (he ran out of time before he could finish). One of my other professors is very personable and nice and just happens to laugh like Herman Munster. When she did it the first ( Read more... )

If you had a choice to be another ethnicity or race, which would it be and why?

Mine is a toss-up between American Samoan and gelato. The first one sounds awfully fun and the other one sounds like a tasty treat. I didn't really put a lot of thought into this.

No more baiting. I'm not biting.

One thing that I have been told throughout my life by Japanese steakhouse chefs and a couple of Asian cruise ship stewards is that school is very very important and you must MUST get your education. This is something I have always been keenly aware of, extenuating circumstances aside. But it was just recently that it occured to me how my life is ( Read more... )