Let. Us. Go. Then. You. And. I. And. Do. A. Meme.

Aug 23, 2005 20:12

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!
What is the most insightful thing you have heard wyndham_earle say?Let us go, then, you and I....

....to the Black LodgeHow would i_yodel_poetryy survive on a desert island?Hopefully she wouldn't. She writes poetry. Women shouldn't write poetry.What is _virginia_woolf's favorite band?Who the fuck is _virginia_woolf?

Oops! The Bloomsbury Group!!

ummmmm....

Where is Viv? What's the answer??Does emopoetgalore understand quantum chromodynamics?Is this person a man or a woman?

If it is a woman, then obviously the answer is no.Where did _jacklondon leave the remote?Up his ass.Did lytton_strachey steal the cookie from the cookie jar?Yes - and that wasn't all he stole. He stole my virginity.

I never got it back again.Have you ever seen _emilydickinson naked?*vomits*What will robertservice be like in twenty years?Who?When's the last time you saw hank_jennings?This morning when I kissed him goodbye.Doesn't mspeel4077 have anything better to do?Apparently not.Did joriegraham take the blue pill, or the red pill?I don't fucking care as long as she dies. She writes poetry. Women shouldn't write poetry.What do you think of joethecabdriver's family?I do not know them intimately.Can my_little_tony solve a Rubik's Cube?I do not know, but he gives a good blow job.In what ways is leo_johnson smarter than you?He isn't, but he also gives a good blow job.How many licks would george_wbush_ take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?mmmmmm

licks.....george bush...

mmmmmmmmmmm.....

aaaaahhhhhhh.....What happened the last time you and t_s_eliot were hanging out together?We had mad passionate sex up against a tree in Highgate Woods.Would _gertrude_stein be better described as a hero or a villian?I believe that Gertrude Stein wrote? In that case - a villain. Women should not write.How many people has robert_lowell seduced?Only God and Robert himself know that.

He has seduced me, though, I can tell you that.If chad_horvath and viv_eliot were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?Who the fuck is viv_eliot?

Oh... my wife.

I cannot even consider the idea of that bitch being any kind of superhero.Why is lemur_therapist sneaking up behind you right now?Is that person a man or a woman?

If it is a man, to fuck me up the ass.

If it is a woman, I will drag robert_browning out of bed and get him to kill her.
This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?
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