65 degrees in february? i'm going to ride my goddamn bike.

today is already so lame ( Read more... )

maintenance guy: wow, what happened here?
me: yeah, i don't know, my toliet just starting overflowing.
maintenance guy: what'd you eat today?? a buick??

i really, really, love my roomates.
they are hilarious.

update:
my life is way better.

due to val being a son of a bitch my livejournal password is changed. AND THIS MEANS I HAVE TO CHANGE ALL MY PASSWORDS BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
what's with you guys? will hacked into my myspace and changed my who i'd like to meet to read: howard stern so i can marry him.

but it's seriously funny. and you guys suck.

i just had an epiphany ( Read more... )

i'm always sad the first night after will leaves where i have to sleep by myself. i didn't realize a twin bed could feel big and scary and empty.

i wish val would hurry up and get here and sleep with me.

i'm sleepy always.
and it's too hot in my room to...be alive.
AND WHY IS MY CLOCK NOT WORKING OH ONOOHOOOOONO
i love you.