The N00b's Guide to Roswell, Season One

[tabasco_cookies]

TITLE: The N00b's Guide to Roswell, Season One
NOTES: I don't own the plot even a little, since this is just a parody. The plot's a bit out of order, I know. Also, the "shut your hole" line is shamlessly borrowed from Not Another Teen Movie. And the "I touched it" is from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Comments

[gypsytemptress]

*snicker* that was fun

[tabasco_cookies]

Thanks; it was fun to write!

[gypsytemptress]

I can't wait til you do season 2. That was just a great read!

[tabasco_cookies]

I had to review the season one transcripts on http://www.crashdown.com in order to write this (I didn't remember whether Max had almost hit a deer or a horse...then I realized that the deer was from Gilmore Girls).

Thanks for the compliment on the user name! This is just a writing journal, so it was hard deciding what to call it. I was considering tabasco_cake (and actually registered for it) because of the cake that Michael made for Isabel in Surprise, but then I figured that "cookies" was more applicable for fanfic.

hahahahaha.

[bitchcat]

This is amazing.

Best part:
TESS: Let's go rescue Max. It'll be fun. I'll show you guys some wild tricks.

ISABEL: Stop it! I'm straight!

And I love all the everybody wanting Max stuff.

Re: hahahahaha.

[tabasco_cookies]

I should have put in something about Topolsky wanting Max, what do you think? Thanks for the feedback. :)

[wanderlustlover]

*GIGGLES* This was great and makes me want to watch Roswell again.

[tabasco_cookies]

Thank you! :) I'm thinking of getting the second season on DVD...

[meana]

*laughs so hard* I am so happy you wrote that. Its why to funny. :)

[tabasco_cookies]

Thanks, I'm glad it was enjoyed! And thanks for reccing me on your LJ!