The N00b's Guide to Roswell, Season Two

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TITLE: The N00b's Guide to Roswell, Season Two
NOTES: The plot and characters belong to the WB and Jason Katims or whoever they belong to (not me). The "You're right" sequence is from Fiddler on the Roof, and the "Leave now and never come back" sequence is from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Comments

[beckyhelene]

That made me giggle. Poor Alex. Can't wait for season 3. :)

[tabasco_cookies]

Didn't watch season three, sorry. :( I do have a new fic up, though! (Unfortunately it's not a humor fic.)

[soopie]

hilarious!!! hahhaa

JELLO!! lmao

[umassbluangel]

Hahahaaha these are awesome.

[meinnim]

MICHAEL: No, it's an alien jellyfish, silly. They don't sting. They just infest the water system on the planet and destroy the world. I think I'll use my powers to draw all the air out of the room so it will suffocate.

MARIA: And which of your powers would this be? The one where you can make stuff explode and/or melt, or the one where you can change your fingerprint?

MICHAEL: Just go with it, okay, Blondie? [kills the Jellyfish]

Bwahahahaha! I completely forgot about how ridiculous that storyline was.

[roswell_muse]

WHITTAKER: Hi, I'm the enemy.

MAX: How do you do.

WHITTAKER: Hi, I'm the enemy.

MAX: How do you do.

That line made me laugh so hard. The whole thing did, but that line the most.