i seriously don't even know where to start on this one

[taboola]

Right--So, I really don't know who's even on here anymore, but I might as well post and find out. I'm writing a mini-autobiography thing in German, and one of my points is that part of who you are is your collection of memories. I'd like to include a few examples of excursions with friends that prove a "prime example" of the Borzo-persona, or even

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[addicted2words]

Well, let's see...to start off, you've always been a hit with the male types. There was the make-out club, a Brazilian, two boys professing their undying love to you on V-day, and marriage with a certain Canas. And you and I, we go waaay back. We used to wear ties, try out for Playhouse musicals, sit in your room and discuss boys...I suppose I'm not really any use, as I haven't really got one prime example that shows off your Borzosity, but hopefully I've at least helped jog your memory...

XOXO

[addicted2words]

Oh, and...
"Hullo, I'm Borzo's talking VAGINA!"...

[aqua_ska]

Oh! Oh! Little Red Riding Hood! I still remember, cap'n!

[taboola]

Holy freaking shit I completely forgot about that!!