MEN OF FUDOMINE!

WE MUST CRUSH THE INFIDELS!

EDIT: OH NO. MY MOTHER SAYS IF I KEEP USING THE COMPUTER IT WILL EXPLODE. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER THAT I WOULD RISK THAT FOR TACHIBANA-SAN BUT SHE IS MAKING ME TURN IT OFF. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, FUDOMINE! FOR TACHIBANA-SAN! *_________*

I DESERVE TO BE KILLED.

I TRIED TO SEPPUKU MYSELF WITH THIS STICK I FOUND ON THE GROUND BUT TACHIBANA-SAN STOPPED ME.

WHY, TACHIBANA-SAN? I DO NOT DESERVE MERCY!

WITH THESE HANDS. I HAVE.

BLASPHEMED.

TACHIBANA-SAN'S SACRED FLESH--

I HAVE--

I WOULD JUMP OUT MY WINDOW BUT I AM NOT VERY HIGH UP. MAYBE I CAN FIND A BUS TO RUN ME OVER. NO! ( Read more... )

FUDOMINE.

COME TO ME.

I AM YOUR TRUE LEADER.

Tachibana ain't got nothing on me.

GIVE IN TO THE TRUTH.

tachibana_san

THERE MAY PERHAPS BE ONE OF THOSE INTERNET SHRINES IN THE WORKS FOR GLORIOUS TACHIBANA-SAN. SURELY HE DESERVES SUCH A WONDERFUL THING! BUT BECAUSE I AM CAPABLE OF GREAT SUBTLETY AND SECRET-KEEPING I WILL NOT TELL YOU ALL THAT I AM MAKING ONE ( Read more... )

IN HONOR OF THE BLESSED EVENT OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S NOBLE DECLARATION OF LOVE, I HAVE WRITTEN A HUMBLE HAIKU IN HONOR OF OUR ADMIRABLE TACHIBANA-SAN'S BELOVED.

Oh, Shishido-san!
Your nonsense-talking ways have
won His Noble Heart.

GIVE ME THUMBS. OR BETTER STILL, CONTRIBUTE YOUR OWN ART TO THIS GLORIOUS NEWS.

yesterday was my birthday. It wasn't Tachibana-san's birthday, so it wasn't that important, but people gave me things anyway.

I got a tire and some empty cans and string and a whole bunch of rocks.

I love my new training equipment. I will use it to make you proud, Tachibana-san!