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ACKNOWLEDGE TACHIBANA-SAN AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
TITLE: THE GREAT EPIC FUDOMINE ROUND-ROBIN OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S UNBELIEVABLE MAGNIFICENCE ( Read more... ) -
MEN OF FUDOMINE! HEAR THE CALL OF THE HORN!
I WAS WORSHIPPING AT SHRINE#16546780965 ALL DAY TODAY AND AN IDEA CAME UPON ME LIKE RAYS OF THE SUN GLINTING OFF OF TACHIBANA-SAN'S MOST RESPLENDENT GOLDEN HAIR THAT STICKS UP IN ALL DIRECTIONS LIKE A SHINING HALO OF MAGNIFICENCE ( Read more... ) -
I BEGIN MY PENANCE WITH SONG.
It’s the song of the redeemed
Rising from the African plain
It’s the song of the forgiven
Drowning out the Amazon rain
The song of Asian believers
Filled with GodTachibana-san’s holy fire
It’s every tribe, every tongue, every nation
A love song born of a grateful choir
It’s all God’s children Fudomine singing ( Read more... ) -
TACHIBANA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
TACHIBANA-SAN, THIS HUMBLE PERSON IS SO VERY SORRY THAT HE WAS NOT HERE FOR YOUR MOST IMPORTANT AND HONORABLE BIRTHDAY.
THIS LOWLY PERSON DOES NOT DESERVE TO EVER BE FORGIVEN.
PLEASE PUNISH THIS DESPICABLE SINNER AS YOUR MOST EXCELLENT SELF SEES FIT. -
I am busy building shrine # 12937239587104983 but I had enough time to log on to say:
HAVE YOU APPRECIATED YOUR TACHIBANA-SAN TODAY? -
REPENT, FOR THE HOUR IS AT HAND!
It is TACHIBANA-APPRECIATION-MONTH-EVE EVE, and in honor if this blessed day, I present to you:
( A LESSON IN SEEING TACHIBANA-SAN IN EVERYTHING ) -
FOR THE GLORY OF TACHIBANA-SAN!
I BLEW THE FUDOMINE HORN BUT NOBODY CAME. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I BLEW IT ON THE STREET CORNER. THE GUNFIGHTING MUST HAVE DROWNED OUT THE CALL.
BUT.
MEN OF FUDOMINE.
IT IS TIME TO FIGHT.
TACHIBANA-SAN GAVE US A MISSION, AND WE MUST FOLLOW THAT MISSION THROUGH.
WE MUST PROTECT OUR LADY'S HONOR.
IN THE NAME OF TACHIBANA-SAN, GO! -
PRAISE TACHIBANA-SAN!
THINKING FOR THREE-HUNDRED AND THIRTYSIX STRAIGHT HOURS HURTS MY BRAIN. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE HOURS WERE VERY DIFFICULT TO COUNT BECAUSE MY FAMILY CANNOT AFFORD CLOCKS AND SO I HAD TO USE A SUNDIAL AND SUNDIALS DON'T WORK AT NIGHT ( Read more... ) -
If it were not night, I would be seeing the sunlight for the first time in months.
OI. FUDOMINE.
SECRET TACHIBANA-SAN UNDERGROUND SHRINE #32 IS COMPLETE.
I had a bit of trouble digging the last tunnel but my GREAT LOVE FOR TACHIBANA-SAN ALLOWED ME TO PERSEVERE!!!
Nothing important has happened in the last three months, has it?
...WHAT IS THIS.
WHY DO I HAVE A LETTER FROM SEIGAKU?
TACHIBANA-SAN. SHOULD I BURN THIS GREAT ( Read more... )