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[tacky_master326]

Dear Officer Lucy,

I hate you. Because of your false accusations, I have been forced to change myself in order to avoid a ticket, therefore saving my insurance, thus also resulting in me not getting kicked out of my house.

I DID not lie to you. I was NOT in my cell phone while driving.

Thanks to you, I now look like this.

Comments

[deadpaperdoll]

frank. i have just fallen madly in love with you.

by the way...the 15 months pregnancy was a failure. its dead.

[tacky_master326]

I'm sorry to hear that...the pregnancy, that is.

You fell in love with my freakin' lesbian butch haircut? lol

[lord_of_boner]

im gonna haffta say, i doesnt look that bad, and im sure itll look beter when its grown out a little.

[anonymous]

frank = sex.
pure sex.

<3

-Rei