I hate customer service. I hate Macy's. Hate.

(spring)

Since it's almost my birthday,
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Watch out world,I am blonde again!
Oh reality, you are not enough.

Ursury? Maybe tomorrow. Can't imagine getting anything more than 1st or 2nd circle for possession of under 2 oz.

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I have found what I want for Christmas.

I would also like a pair in silver.

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Auto response from morgothsbalrog:
The evil monkey
Points sinisterly at Chris.
No one believes him.
~A Haiku, by Alex Koroleski.

trublukittykat:
Bitch wants a cookie.
And yet, chocolate chips remain
Elusive. Oh, Fate!
~ A Haiku, by The Bitch.

I can't get enough.

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