I thought it would be a bad day with my shoulders aching, a boring chapter to read and a total overhaul needed on my Micro teaching exercise.  Then I saw that my underwear order had shipped.  Yay!  new panties for next week!

My gut aches and I have an annoying meeting for school stuff at 4.  On top of that were the calls from people with dying cats.  I just yelled at my cats that they better die in their sleep.  Now the gut pain is in my head.  I'm the last in a series of meetings so maybe I will just vomit on the professors as a protest.  Power to the ( Read more... )

Just curious what type of webcrawlers will find this post and think that it is dirty.  BTW my breasts are lovely today.

If you reply anonymously you will be deleted and then I will spray for cooties.

Please someone save me from my retarded relatives that believe FOX news and talk radio!  I just snapped and told them that Obama birth certificate issue was "Racist Fucking Bullshit."  I can't believe anyone still is going on about that.  I'm surrounded by quivering old people who think that the Fear Monger Glen Beck has anything useful to say.  ( Read more... )

Check out the Dispute Finder from UC Berkley - http://disputefinder.cs.berkeley.edu/thinklink/index.html?page=0

These same guys are working on a bullshit detector you can put in your pocket.  Perfect for visiting those relatives who watch Fox News.

Writing a paper on suicide is more painful than the ulcers under my tongue.

My mouth is now full of metal. It would have been a horrilbe experience having them put on but I left my body while the vinyl gate was stretching my lips and the bite block was forcing my mouth open. I guess all those meditation classes have finally paid off! Now to breathe through the tongue ulcers I'm about to get from the spike strip laid ( Read more... )

I discovered today that my biggest paper this quarter is not due next week but this week. Instead of freaking out I quickly got my research done (how did I manage before online library access??) and got my reference page formatted. Have I raved about Perrla yet? For $28 I have software that formats all of my papers into APA. Now I just need to ( Read more... )

I'm trying out the "beddability" of my new tiny laptop. This has made my old cat Moh very jealous. She wants to be the only thing on my lap and would prefer I pet her rather than use the mouse. Now that she has rubbed cat boogers on the corner and marked it as hers she might make peace with it.

As I was struggling to read my monitor from a comfortable position I remembered that I had some old glasses stashed in my desk. Since I have great vision they were +5 Reading Glasses of Nerdliness. I will pull them out the next time I tease my friends with subnormal vision and read the license plates of cars on the Narrows Bridge.