Saucy

[tadeous]

In the frankly deplorable situation where there is neither brown sauce or ketchup available for a morning bacon sandwich, what sauce is a suitable substitute?

Today mustard has stepped up to the plate...

Comments

[sherbetsaucers]

Mustard?! Good lord.

[tadeous]

Colmans mustard though. None of this wholegrain malarky.

[harrytc]

Mustard and mayo.

[tadeous]

Interesting, this may be worth further investigation.

[sultan_vinnegar]

Barbecue? Only acceptable if the HP is finished or too mouldy to scrape clean.

[tadeous]

No Barbecue either.

I know.

I shall be finding an alternative breakfast emporium

[nathan_courtney]

I have to admit that in the absence of either sauce, I'd probably go for no condiment at all. Every once in a while it's good to appreciate the juicy majesty of naked bacon.

[meus_profiteor]

I'm with Nathan on this one. Lacking brown or red sauce one should reminds ones-self of the qualities of naked bacon.

[tadeous]

mmmmh naked bacon.

[delvy]

More salt. Good mayo perhaps?

[tadeous]

Too salty already.

I just can't see mayo and bacon.