When cooking...

[tahbka]

A. invited several people
one is lactose intolerant
one is a vegetarian
one is keeping kosher
one can't stand vegetables.

I think we'll end up eating dark chocolate.

Comments

[aka_pushkin]

...one doesn't eat dark chocolate.

[tahbka]

oh....

[serezha]

Хлеб с водой - почувствуй себя в темнице сырой!

Или просто съеште килограмм мацы.

[tahbka]

Мы подумываем о киллограмчике помидорчиков....

[serezha]

Ха! Да у нас уже они по два пятьдесят бывают!

[roza]

Mushrooms?

[tahbka]

Interesting thought. A.?

[utnapishti]

...one has dysphagia...

[_asenka_]

All this reminds me the poem you have quoted...

[tahbka]

That ends with `and they all dropped dead'?

[_asenka_]

No, the one about tact - each person invited removes a conversation topic...

[_asenka_]

What about fruits?
Or maybe, you can eat parve ice cream?

[tahbka]

A., see, it wasnt ME who mentioned the icecream!

[_asenka_]

:) Couldn't think of anything else Parve that is without vegetables.

BTW you can eat гречка! (buckwheat)
or rice
or burgul (whatever they call it in English)

[tahbka]

I could, what fun would it be?