I'm gonna be a daddy.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Hey all,

I just got word that David Sedaris will be appearing at the Kimmel Center on October 8th. The tickets will go on-sale either later today (before 5 PM) or on Monday. Tickets are $40 each plus service fees. I'll update as I get more information.

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( the qiz says so... so it must be true )

I'm sitting at my desk supervising a room full of operators who aren't taking calls.

Why aren't I crashed out on someone's couch recuperating from a night of debauchery?

....Oh yeah, because the people who run this place are dicks.

my ears are burning

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So who's going?


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