maybe i'm not that girl

[taiknee]

i hate those cute quirky love songs wth just a banjo and vocals singing about how much the singer digs this great girl using cute metaphors.

i hate them because they'll never be about me.

Comments

[neonowl]

That's because those songs aren't about real girls, but the inaccurate fantasy the songwriters are holding on to.

But then, I'm a bit cynical. ;)

[taiknee]

that's true- it's a pity people generally suck. well, except us, we rock the casbah

[fantasticraig]

Love poem
By Craig

zibbity bop, mauve-erfucker!
gotta have my pops
just like i gots ta have you
because you are sweet woman and always have at least one bug in you just like kellogs corn pops
all of the people suck and are boneless mule-farts compared to someone who is a clone of you
and i will punch other motherfuckers with my hand's impersonation of my fist
but not you
and not just because i will get arrested
<3

i would make all of my envelopes you-flavored when i lick them
but never send them away because they taste like you
and will keep them forever in the enormous safe in the basement
in a beautiful pile of paper and ink and spit that will not stick together because of love
and i will place the enormous safe at the peak of the tallest mountain and stand on it
and scream your name until i pass out from hyperventilation
and when the st bernard with the little barrel thing around his neck comes to save me
i will write your name on the side of him in permanent marker while he drags me to the lodge
etc

[taiknee]

you. are. awesome.