After 4157 comments on 152 full pages, a year has passed without responses. Oaster has published the last officially accepted post in this contest, 5 years, 3 months, and 15 days after its inception. Ben, claim your prize.

okay, here's the contest:
be the last one to comment on this post.
winner gets my very special cassette tape of the truly awful band Shine and a HAND-DRAWN picture of anything.