People are far too jolly and good natured and compassionate at Christmas time. It makes it very hard for me to be angry and hostile and rude and annoyed at the idiot holding me up or getting in my way when that idiot is spreading cheer and apologizing pleasantly for themselves and wishing me well. Ah, fuck that. The supposed birth of Jesus ( Read more... )

I woke up grumpy and sad this morning. I dreamt about Nick all night long. Aren't we done with that yet? Because I think I'm ready to be done.

Oh my God. I can't breathe at all when I think about him.

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Granted, I knew 2 days ago who won, but what it I didn't...

1. I like the name Tommy. I think Tommy is a little boy's name. I like little boys ( Read more... )

It is just applesauce.

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This HAS to be too good to be true. I keep waiting for the bad part. But I know I won't have to wait too long. I never do.

Ryan thought Mariah Carey married Aaron Carter. Does anyone else think that is the funniest thing they have ever heard? Probably not because I am pretty sure Ryan is the only person who will ever read this and he probably doesn't think that it is that funny that I am calling him out ( Read more... )

I hope you drink yourself to death you stupid fucking alcoholic bitch. Fucking Avril! Sk8tr skank!

It was clearly cut and then placed back together. But someone was careless and it lacks lining up by the slightest almost not even perceivable fraction of a centimeter. But I stare at it all day long and wonder the story behind why it was ever cut in the first place. Almost to the point where it prevents me from focusing on my job.

1. Joel McHale is my number one crush ( Read more... )