x001 [accidental voice post]

[taiyaki_plz]

[a moment or two of silence]

[SPLASH]

WHAT THE FUCK-

...the hell am I? This ain't no-OI. ISHIDA. CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI.

...Dondochakka?

...

Anyone?

AIZEN YOU FUCK. If this is an illusion it's really fucked up and also boring. And dumb.

WHY AM I SITTING IN A FOUNTAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

Comments

[sideralis]

Language.

[sideralis]

Reconnaissance files from Kurotsuchi Nemu.

Registration forms A-L81 and Archives I-III from Hisagi Shuuhei.

Secure office lodgings and standardized equipment.

All sixth division records to be created and updated within the next 48 hours.

[taiyaki_plz]

...thanks, Captain. I'll get on that.

[sideralis]

Your orders, Abarai Renji.

Good evening.

[pinkenthusiasm]

Heya~!

[taiyaki_plz]

Oh, hi Vice-Captain. What's up?

[pinkenthusiasm]

Not much~~~

Did you land in the fountain too~?

[taiyaki_plz]

Yeah, I got kinda wet. Not the worst thing that's ever happened to me, though.

[raise_ur_head]

Abarai-kun?

[taiyaki_plz]

Kira!

[raise_ur_head]

You've just gotten here?

[taiyaki_plz]

Yeah, just now. Landed in a fountain.

[voice reply]

[small_comfort]

... Ah!

...

It's good to see that you're well.
Did Captain Kuchiki find you?

[voice reply]

[taiyaki_plz]

Oh, hi, Hanatarou. I didn't know you were here too. Yeah, he found me. How're you getting by?

[voice reply]

[small_comfort]

I just got here recently.
I'm very well, thank you.

[voice reply]

[taiyaki_plz]

That's good.

[strawberried]

Renji?

[taiyaki_plz]

Oi. Ichigo. Why don't you know where Rukia is?

1/2

[strawberried]

What the hell kinda question is that?!

[strawberried]

Because. No one's seen her for a few days.