Nice to see you back, Hisagi, Matsumoto-I was about ready to rent your rooms out.

Don't forget to pick up Dog later this week, Hisagi. He's still yours.

:: private to Rukia ::

Hey. What's up?

For anyone who's been a little bored lately, Momo'n I are hosting a party at my place this Friday. There'll be plenty of taiyaki and booze, but if you break the furniture you're getting thrown out a window.

( Filtered to the police force )

For those who keep asking me today-

Yeah. The tats do go down that far.

Ugh, who left the food out on the kitchen? It's starting to come alive. We might have to purify it.

And the damn dog shit on the living room carpet! What the fuck. Guys? You're really making me consider the joys of single living, here.

[OOC: Cranky Renji is cranky and taking it out on the roomies.]

Soooo curses. They suck. Yeah.

[Private to Rukia]

Um.

( ooc note )

Hey HEY HEY! Rukia, I'm sure you kicked his ass but I don't need a demonstration. I believe you.

Sheesh, when you suggested we have some alone time I was thinking something a little more-

Wait.

What the hell?

Where the fuck am I, what the fuck's that ticking noise, and where's my-

RUKIA, WHERE THE HELL'D YOU GO? Stupid bitch...

( OOC curse info )

IN WEST RUKONGAI BORN AND RAISED ( Read more... )

Dear people I know,

I need a couple of reference letters to go work for the Police. Does anyone feel like writing me one? I'll buy you a drink after. No, that's not meant to be a bribe.

Obviously cursed,
-Renji

I've said it before and I'll say it again: This place sucks. I got hit with the "no clothes" curse too, but unlike some of you people, I knew well enough to keep my mouth shut. Nobody gets to know how low the tattoos go except me. And maybe Matsumoto. I can't be sure, but she's gotten me drunk enough before that I wouldn't put it past her.So of ( Read more... )

Hey, whoever ordered all that pizza for the Vice-Captains' Den of Iniquity, thanks...but no sausage next time, all right? It gives Hisagi gas. And not so much. Shit, I don't think I'll ever eat again after getting stuffed at the carnival and then this.

Speaking of the carnival, Rukia, that guy let you win. They do that sometimes for pretty girls, ( Read more... )