x033 [accidental voice post]

[taiyaki_plz]

Hey HEY HEY! Rukia, I'm sure you kicked his ass but I don't need a demonstration. I believe you.

Sheesh, when you suggested we have some alone time I was thinking something a little more-

Wait.

What the hell?

Where the fuck am I, what the fuck's that ticking noise, and where's my-

RUKIA, WHERE THE HELL'D YOU GO? Stupid bitch...

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voice;

[wingstock]

WHAT do you mean where did I go? Where did YOU go?

voice;

[taiyaki_plz]

I didn't go ANYWHERE! You went-

Okay, maybe I went somewhere because this ain't Seireitei, but SO DID YOU.

voice;

[wingstock]

YOU WENT FIRST!

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[taiyaki_plz]

Yeah yeah. You're always right. Where ARE we?

[vivememorleti]

Is that any way to talk to a woman?

[taiyaki_plz]

This woman? Yes.

[vivememorleti]

But she's just a little girl.

[taiyaki_plz]

Clearly you've never met Rukia.

[strawberried]

You too.

[taiyaki_plz]

'Me too' what? Who're you?

[strawberried]

I'm Ichigo. Rukia's out by the fountain.

[taiyaki_plz]

Yeah, we worked that out.

Don't know any Ichigo. Am I supposed to? And how do you know Rukia?

voice;

[small_comfort]

Renji-san!

...

...

Well actually, I can't think of anything to say.

voice;

[taiyaki_plz]

Eh? What division are you from, kid?

voice;

[small_comfort]

4th division, 7th seat, Advanced Paramedic Unit team 14 leader, Yamada Hanatarou, sir!

... What about you?

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[taiyaki_plz]

Gotcha. Guess I've just never been worked on by your unit. I'm 9th division, third seat.

So you been in this place long, Yamada?

[raise_ur_head]

Abarai-kun?

[taiyaki_plz]

Oh, hey, Kira. I heard you were here too.

[raise_ur_head]

Hai, I am.. Ah, perhaps it would be best not to be calling Kuchiki-san any names considering Kuchiki-taichou is here..

[taiyaki_plz]

Huh? I'm not calling any nobility names, I'm calling Rukia names. She's used to it.