I stopped posting because I stopped being funny. At times, that happens to me. The best thing for me to do then is to stop trying to be funny for a while. Then it returns like a hobomerang. Hobomerang, meaning a boomerang, but actually a hobo ( Read more... )

Odd... I made no intention to post every single day, but I guess I do have stuffz to say. TAKE THAT TYE AND YOUR NON-EVERYDAY POSTING!!! Of course, all you other non-poster-everydayers out there, too.

A friend ( Read more... )

Ho'kay, I really don't like the idea of people shoving things down my throat, like BUY THIS GAME!!! IT WILL MAKE YOU, GOD, AND YOUR NAZI SISTER LIVE IN SHANGRI-LA!!! YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN HAREM OF GAMING WOMEN AND EAT GOAT CHEESE THAT IS ACTUALLY BAD THINGS, BUT THEY BECAME GOOD THINGS ONCE TURNED TO CHEESE. Even though once you get the game it ( Read more... )

Finally, FINALLY! I finally decided to get bring this dead cow into a laboratory and hand-feed it brains, so that it would become a non-living Zombie Cow. Chances are, if you are reading this, you know me. Maybe not to a degree that you know all about me, but you are at least familiar with my antics ( Read more... )