Counseling

[takeme2urpants]

[Anyone who would like to thread with Admiral ZEX, Megamind, Legion, or Necoco regarding the enforced counseling event can tag here! I will pick things up as I can (ftr, I am PST, and tend to be around at night from seven to midnight).]

Comments

[nosenolimits]

[why am I on an alien spaceship]

Oh, no.

[takeme2urpants]

[Leans into the hallway from the bridge]

Hello?--Ah, yes, good day.

[nosenolimits]

No no no no no no no no no!

[takeme2urpants]

I'm very well, and yourself?

[Coming down the hall]

[nosenolimits]

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN

[takeme2urpants]

If I made tea, would you, perhaps, stop being so very loud? I know the stereotype, believe me, but I am in a committed relationship and we have only just been brought together.

[nosenolimits]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DRUGS!!

[takeme2urpants]

Oh, for--I am not offering you drugs, and that was a very long time ago so I would appreciate you not jumping to such conclusions!

[nosenolimits]

Wait--I know you! You're that one guy!

[takeme2urpants]

Erudite.

[nosenolimits]

Nice try, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't your name the last time.

[takeme2urpants]

[oh my God]

This is a terrible fit and I am very sorry, but if you could tell me your problems--other than the obvious--then I would be happy to give you advice and send you along.

[nosenolimits]

What do you mean my problems! I don't have any problems! I don't even know what this is about!

[takeme2urpants]

I have been assigned to counsel you, on pain of... well, death might be a bit strong, but let us say for the sake of argument that it is. All being said, I would rather listen to you than be murdered by a gorilla. It took some soul-searching, but that is my conclusion.

Was that a no on the tea?

[nosenolimits]

..........................Maybe if you make it coffee.

[takeme2urpants]

Of course.

[Walkin' to the kitchen]