*carries OMG THEIR NEW BABY?! Ohno into his and Tsubasa's apartment*

Hello? Anyone home? Honey?

*sits down on the couch and lays Ohno onto the cushions when Biscuit comes over and curiously sniffs at the baby*

Biscuit, that's ... I don't know whose kid that is. But that's what we look like when we're babies.*doesn't notice that Biscuit's giving ( Read more... )

*pitches a tent over the trampoline outside of their apartment building*

:D

*builds a campfire, then spears some hot dogs on long stake-things and stabs them into the ground so that they get toasty and juicy*

SWEET.

*parks himself onto a chair and opens a beer, then takes a really long sip*

*sees that some stranger has parked himself in the ( Read more... )

*quietly shuffles around the apartment in the middle of the night, making sure his family is staying warm and sleeping peacefully*

Oh my gosh I'm the luckiest person in the whooooole universe! I can't believe that everything is pe--dsg OW OW OW FUCK FUCK FUCK ELTKJEI#($I%T#PIEGJOEG

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*sits on top of the roof at night, sipping hot chocolate out of his thermos*

:D

*flicks on a switch, lighting up the outside of the entire apartment building, now totally decked out in Christmas shit*

It's like, THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS.

\(^_^)/

*sits on the couch, all dressed up to go out, and fixes the cape around Harry's neck*

Come on, Harry~ you already ate another hat last week, so try to keep this on at least until Tsuba-chan sees how handsome you look. Your sister's gonna be all dressed up, too. Don't you want to be fabulous together?

:D

*calls out from upstairs*

Tsuba-chan, ready for your surprise? ♥

*tries to make Harry and Biscuit stay still, and cringes when he hears someone tearing giftwrap*

Not again. I told you guys, that's Daddy's present. D:

*sits in Harry's room with Biscuit, Harry, and a basket of English!cookies for them to share*

As you know, it's only a week until my honey's birthday. ♥ Errr, I mean, your daddy's birthday. I would have called a real family meeting with the rest of your siblings, but I never know if he'll sneak up on me. X3 ( Read more... )

*secures the last scrunched-up towel with a belt*

Okay, Biscuit - it's all done~

*motions to the stripper pole, now covered up with a load of towels that he stole from hotels so the margay can climb up it ( Read more... )

*sits up in bed in the middle of the night, letting out a light snore*

aksdkflfg 'oor.

*sleepwalks over to the closet and rummages around, searching for tools*

*sleepwalks a wheelbarrow full of shit over to Tsuyoshi and Koichi's apartment in the middle of the night, wearing nothing but boxers and flip-flops*

*sings the entire Tragic Kingdom album as he works*

"Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ..."

*takes off his boxers and throws them in the wheelbarrow*

"I'm exposed and it's no big surprise ..."

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