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[talaquin]

In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!"

The wife responded calmly, "Allow me to explain...the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,

Comments

[hellozee]

two words:

livejournal cut.

Actually I dont know how many words that would be...

[talaquin]

I dunno how to do those

[hellozee]

[hellozee]

I KNEW IT WOULDNT WORK!

< lj-cut text="ENTER TEXT">

Okay, now I put a space between the < and the l...if it shows up...just copy and paste that...then delete the space...

[between_two]

i chuckle.

[talaquin]

I did too :)