Reposting, as is my tradition:
I am the self-proclaimed Scrooge of Valentine's Day, and in that spirit I imagine the following someday happening:
Anthonius Scrooge is hard at work in his office when his nephew enters with a large cardboard heart filled with chocolates.
Nephew: Happy Valentine's Day, Uncle!
Scrooge: Bah! Humbug!
Nephew: Valentine
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