I hate holidays...

[talentedtragedy]

Knowing the consequences of coming to school on such a day as today, one would think I had been more prepared for all the lovely little gifts, chocolates, and confession letters that were doomed to fall on me when I opened my locker for the first time this morning...

BUT IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN EVERY TIME I RETURNED TO MY LOCKER THEREAFTER.

Comments

[sexy_in_spandex]

*attempts to glare subtly*
The least you could do is give some of these girls or boys a chance. They are not the scum you think they are, after all.

though why they choose you is beyond me.

[talentedtragedy]

Are you mad because Sakura didn't give you a Valentine of your very own?

[sexy_in_spandex]

It probably slipped Sakura-san's mind. Eventually she will realize her love for me! I must work hard to earn it!

[kingofpranks]

How the hell do you get so much love.

[talentedtragedy]

Is that a statement or a question?

[kingofpranks]

Both.

Sorry for double post. I replied to Naruto instead. D;

[shugohakke]

Maybe you should consider investing in a lock. And chain. And while you're at it, a security system.

[talentedtragedy]

A lock for my locker... brilliant. However the remainder of your idea(s) - a security system, is rather substantial. Figure out how to get it integrated into the school's facilities and you're entitled to all the chocolate from my valentines.

[shugohakke]

A-ah... Maybe Jiraiya-sensei will grant you a special exception to install equipment..? No one can possibly say you don't need it, Sasuke-san.

I'll have to say no to the chocolate though. Not if I don't want to die a very painful death from your fans, anyway.

[pervy_principal]

ABSOLUTELY NO. Budget is bad as it is. Why don't you take it up with your brother. The locker you have is his old one. Wouldn't put it past the rat to slip the combo to people.

[kanboku]

My. It seems you and Kakashi-sensei made out like bandits. I think the only person who received more Valentine's then you might be your brother.

[talentedtragedy]

Valentine's or death threats? You need to read the fine print on each one to be certain. *knows he put like 50 of the latter in his locker*

[vie_est_un_art]

Why don't you booby trap your locker,un? That way the next time someone times to sneak into your locker BANG!

[talentedtragedy]

You sir, are hired.

[vie_est_un_art]

I accept cash payments only . . . although blackmail info on Itachi will work just as well