( the saga continues here... )

And one more request to x post ( Read more... )

maxamatahari requested that I post this in here as well... may it bring you the peace it has brought me ( Read more... )

Occasionally when I'm having a heart to heart with my lord and personal savior, I occasionally stop and question the things I see around me because Wink likes a little bit of healthy dissent. Not a lot, mind you. The Master's whip is a swift one for those who are pedantic. But these conversations with The Great One do bring one a sense of order ( Read more... )

-Guadalcanal, August 2004 ( Read more... )

And lo, that place governed by the Bush called Jeb! was displeasing to thy savior Martindale. Then quake ye with fear, Floridians, and fault thy unholy ballots. Thy Ballots of the Beast bringeth chaos upon the world. The Lord Our Wink shall smite thee. This land shall suffer mighty storms, and all shall be punished, amen ( Read more... )

"But you're nothing more than a worthless collection of actors and musicians!" exclaimed Wink from his high perch atop the ceremonial perecipiece that his followers had offorded him ( Read more... )

White Plains, New Mexico, 1973 ( Read more... )

New York City, May 16, 1999Julio steps on the throat of the straggling commuter on the cold concrete of the deserted subway satation and regards him with a cold, ferril eye. "I said ALL of it, my man. I'll cut you, I'll cut you real good ( Read more... )

To the faithful, I give you the creed to which we owe our faith to Martindale:Wink is the Alpha and the Omega. The Beginning and the End. How could Trebeck ever even compare? What these deluded simpletons who are voting for the Canadian riddlemaster don't realize is that after Wink gets done with Trebek, he's heading over to their house to play ( Read more... )