So Marion doesn't hate me, and that's a good thing. I was under another impression all these months, but that is because I am a moron. Stupid Shawn had to come back and ruin my chances of cheap sex, that is just great. No, of course I mean welcome back, Shawn. Of course
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[I actually do post on that board! Hee. I'll give you my screen name for there if you want it.]
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Jack busts out a tiny hand-held breathalyzer and tells Ozzy to breathe into it. He does so, excited for some reason. He blows a 0.1. Sharon tells Jack to leave it with her. Ozzy, saying exactly what's on his mind because he's too drunk not to, yells to get it out of his fucking house and that he'll be busted every day and hung up by the balls by Friday.
God, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
[lmfao hee. awesome, the next time i'm on, i'll remind you then. :)]
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