And it's not, "I killed your baby today!"
It's this:
Dear Jeans Manufacturers of the World:
Enough with the distressing already. Seriously. Stop. Please.
Thank you!
Sincerely,
xoxoxo,
Jessie Dean
And also this:
PS - Check
me out! I'm the poster child for psycho crazy! I mean, I kind of already was, but now it's official! Oooooooohh