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[talkdirtytome]

Tonight we "carved" pumpkins here at the nuthouse. It was dumb because we can't use real knives because they don't trust us not to go around stabbing each other and ourselves. I dunno if you know this, but it's hard to cut a fucking pumpkin with a "saw" the size of a toothpick. Seriously, that thing was so effin tiny. It's like when a kitten bites

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[housh]

My thumbs were always too fat to fit in those.

[merle_police]

Wow, that sucks. Sometimes it applies to other people though... you know? They have to treat everyone equally, I suppose.

[talkdirtytome]

Well I did tear it out, but then I needed something specific from the page. Either way it ended in finger cramps and heartache, just like any normal saturday nite.

[iamphunk]

Goddamn right you're not a quitter, unlike the candle-less pumpkins.

And I never, ever thought I would think about safety scissors ever again. Do they make you eat Safety Suckers too?

[talkdirtytome]

Haha, nah, but that would rule, I love those things.

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