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[tall_long_one]

hey mom?

remember when you were too much of a recovering hippie to let your lil girl have surgery on her tonsils, ears and back?

the back & ears i don't regret your choices; but the tonsils, ya i wish they were gone. like right now.

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[angsty_mcfly]

dear mom,

remember that time you left me in the bread section of the grocery store...

and walked away....

and i was scared so i stayed RIGHT WHERE I WAS till you came and got me....

but you took so long that i got upset and ate all teh complimentary cookies...

it's your fault I'm a Carbohydrate addict..

thanks alot,
your plump daughter

lmfao

[tall_long_one]

did you ever get: "pleasantly plump" ~ i always hated that!!!!

how is that a nice thing to say to a fat kid?
geez
pfft.

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[brianspeak]

Dear Mom...

Yeah I got nuthin.

Your son.
*evil grin*