Something important on your desk: my laffy taffy right now, but usually my ashtray ( Read more... )

It's been a lil' while since I've updated. If all you who call me so much are wondering, I turned off my phone cuz I got a new one, it was suppose to come in the mail yesterday or today, and I haven't gotten it yet!! But as soon as I do, I'll call most the important peeps with my new number, and just write it on here 4 every1 else ( Read more... )

Wait for the boy who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of boy who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person, the boy who will be your best friend, the person who will drop everything to be with you at any time of the day no matter what the circumstances, the boy who makes you ( Read more... )

I just got home from yet another incredible night with Teddy... this is how I feel:


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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

Some ( Read more... )

Hey for all you who say that Matrix Revolutions sucked, I liked it. Personally, I think that the people who say it sux are people who just don't get into the Matrix movies. I like em!! They're sweet if you asked me. The only thing I could say bout the 3rd one is that the endin' wasn't *that great, and there should've been more matrixy shit in ( Read more... )

I think I update so much cuz' I have my own computer... so I just walk by and am like hmm.. and just sit down and start typing ( Read more... )

Damn I just had one amazing ass night, thx Teddy ;P ( Read more... )

So I have 2 jobs now!! Wahoo! I'm so excited.. I start the 26th I think. I am working in the switch board and main information desk as one job in my mom's hospital, and as a patient sitter at my mom's hospital. One pays, $9.85 an hour, and the other pays $8.60 an hour. Plus, I get benefits for both jobs, but I don't need them because my mom has ( Read more... )

Exams suck! I swear! I can't study.. I have problems. I just can't stay focused ( Read more... )