I as looking for a post by a friend today and LJ had this on my screen:

Daybreakers is more awesome than True Blood (bored housewife/fangirl porn supposedly based around a housewife porn book series), Vampire Diaries (PG-13 crap) and Twilight (flat out shit) combined.

BTW, girls don't fap, they shlick. Man up and get it right.

Now, I don't care ( Read more... )

This is a video edited by my husband's niece for his mother's seventy-fourth birthday.  Enjoy!
Oh, and disregard the fat redhead, she just sneaked in there for some reason.

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Joe.My.God on blogspot has saved a religious message for posterity.  Apparently You Tube pulled it because it was too inflammatory so Joe tried to save it.  He wants the world to know what a loving god these teabaggin', good ol' boy fundies really are.  I'm posting this here because I think its important to stop these anti-everything people from ( Read more... )

I just spent the better part of the day in bed with my lovely menstrual cramps.  I hate that.  It seems as I've got older that I gain younger traits.  For instance, I broke out in a nice bit of acne the other day.  Now, I never had acne when I was a teenager.  Yes, I had the occasional spot, sometimes two, but I never had the horrors that some kids ( Read more... )

Oh my freaking god!  I just read a review on a story that I follow by our own gebrauchslyrik  in which the reviewer states that a canon character (Septima Vector) which has been fleshed out beautifully by the aforementioned author Is "essentially an OC' and a Mary Sue and if the author continues to feature this version of Vector in her story, then she should a) ( Read more... )

Okay, another review that I just don't know how to answer.  Here it is:

Oh my wow. I read it once, and I was only slightly confused. All of the words
used a substitute for actual things got me slightly off balance. (though let
me tell you that those kinds of stories are my favorite). I re-read it,
leaving out the italic's of Alice's memories, and ( Read more... )

Just thought I'd let everyone know that lives in the US, hair salons and groom shops across the nation are participating in 'Hair Drives' to make hair boons or hair mats to help with the oil spill on the Gulf Coast.  If you are planning to have your hair done, or your dogs, check and see if your local salon/shop is participating in the drive.  ( Read more... )

So we have all heard about the nut-bag Muslim guy who lives in New York and is making amorphous threats to the guys who write South Park.  Oh, and nice touch with the whole “nuke the jews” theme you had going. 
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Chapter 1: Parting

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