Well ya I have not been on here in like what a year? I am down in phx for my bachlorette party and I'm waiting on my retard friend morgan to get her ass ready so we can go and get our drinking on. So nobody probably even does this site anymore with myspace and what not but hey your a loser if you go on myspace. I'm getting married saturday it's ( Read more... )

I realized that I had not posted in a long time and thought well maybe I have lots to talk about. I am here house sitting for my parents that are in Texas for a couple weeks and so far it's been pretty eventful (to say the least.) I suppose I should start by saying that I am now engaged. Yes engaged. It all seems so surreal. I keep looking at my ( Read more... )

YEAYA~! Okay, I am so unbelieveably excited....can anybody guess why? Okay okay i'll tell you, FRIDAY = MY 20th B-DAY ( Read more... )

Ah yes. This weekend was a good one. I did nothing. Yep thats right nothing. I had a CRAZY week. I was all over the place and I finally made a decsion about my life. Yep come september my ass is a moving to scottsdale ( which my family used to own weird) and I start school Oct. 3rd! Hooray. Well not really, but my honey starts school oct 4th ( Read more... )

Aah shit. Damn it all to hell. I have recently found out that my best friend is harboring some not so nice thoughts towards me. I feel EXTREMELY bad about how I found out this little tid bit of information, but I was tempted, very, and it got the best of me. You know I think this could be the first time I have ever talked about her on here, ( Read more... )

So ya. Two days and i'm so excited. I have a bruise on my hip from some carnival ride last night. My friend Luke, who I have known forever and a day told me that he was in love with me last night. That was awakard.....I almost beat these little kids up. I soooooo wanted to...thats horrible I know. Right now at this point I am really confused ( Read more... )

Well no funny story for today. I wish I had one, but my life has pretty uneventful the past week or so. Hmmmmm I wanted to update it's just that I really have nothing to say. I'm just hanging out not really doing anything or acomplishing anything. I met a really cool girl at the DMV yesterday. That was fun. Hmmmmmm......I really don't know. ( Read more... )

Hey Hey.......Well ya, life is crazy as usual. Well not really. But something thats kinda funny..wanna hear it? Oh i'm sure you do...well as most of you all know I have sort of this thing with Kathryn Kyllo, oh I know it's been ages since I have even thought about her much less written about her but some things have happened and I feel the need ( Read more... )

Don't try to order beer even if you have a wrist band, they will card you. Hold on to your phone it gets slippery, you will fall down if someone pushes you, no matter how good of balance you think you have. Do not put your cigarettes in your back pocket, take your shoes off, do not jump the curb at the drive threw just to get in front it's rude, ( Read more... )

We succeeded in taking a picture from deep space, and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and ( Read more... )