It's been almost six weeks since I've updated this, regardless of the fact that I know nobody reads this, I should write down the crazy shit that goes on in my head more often to keep me sane. I think what I like most about having this blog is the fact that I know what I write isn't private, or purposely hidden in a notebook under my bed, and ( Read more... )

 
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 root beer vodka+cream soda=bad life decisions.
will have more terrible details tomorrow,
yours truly.

 Okay. So maybe I'm freaking out. He probably just lost his phone when he was drunk. But really, for no reason you're just going to not talk to me for two days? At least find a way to let me know you're alive, like go on fucking facebook douche. Christ, I worry way too much but really?
So fucking dumb. 

Why should I make you an exception to this?

The world didn't end today.

God didn't come and take his "good people" like they predicted.

The zombie apocalypse has not commenced yet, but in the event it does I have a well constructed zombie plan.

I spent Doom's Day faded, strung out and hoping for something surreal to happen.

My grandfather passed away a year ago today. That experience was the ( Read more... )

 I asked that question last night while smoking a bong with J and Seth. In retrospect, I will stick confidently to yes, if I could be doing anything when Jesus comes back hopefully I'm just smoking some herb rather than having pre-marital sex, getting shitty hammered or robbing a small convenience store. Yes, I'm pretty sure that if I'm just super ( Read more... )

 Wouldn't life be so much easier? I thoroughly enjoy my hippie lifestyle, of which I know cannot go on forever. I'm not sure when I'm going to be able to give up the bare feet, smoking ganja and playing guitar. I mean I could never give up in entirety, except I might have to give up the smoking if I ever get a real job after college, even if I have ( Read more... )

  Is it sad that I just spent a portion of my live watching marching bands play rage against the machine and the bed intruder song? This is what I get for accomplishing what I needed for the day and getting high. I'm getting $300 for scrapping my old p.o.s. car and thought I'd celebrate the day getting high, playing my guitar and maybe finally ( Read more... )

 "People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life ( Read more... )