So I work with this guy, lets call him Joey, who "suffers" form cerebral palsy and therefore is confined to an electric wheelchair which he deftly controls with the subtle movements of his head. He is 46 and can speak but unless you've spent a great deal of time with him you will have  absolutely no idea what the hell he is saying and has roughly ( Read more... )

oh...

Oh...

OH BAMA!!!

::squirt::

ahh

I'm dressing up as Santa for Halloween

Ok before I start talking about this I need to say something in case you should have any question as to the level of my sobriety. I don't do drugs. Now I do drink quite a bit of coffee, I will smoke about 3-5 cigarettes in a day, and once in a rare while will I have a drink with some friends after work. Other than that, I'm not much involved with ( Read more... )

Type the following into urbandictionary.com and copy/paste the first definition it gives you ( Read more... )

I make easy simple stuff complicated and difficult.

anyway

HI!

Well so about 6 weeks ago I broke up with Eugene ( Read more... )

So I went to Walmart today to buy the little necessities of life. I had made my purchase and was walking out when I saw a woman walking in with a little girl about 9 years old. As soon as she reaches for a cart the little girl starts in on her with the most whiny high pitched plea "Can I get in the cart? I wanna get in the cart. Can I? I wanna sit ( Read more... )

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This is my friend from work. He follows me around, asks me for food, cigarettes, and loose change.

you know how it is